Failed actor Jerry Jankowski has decided to hang himself and end his misery, brought on by the scathing reviews of critic Richard Winklewonkledorf. Just as he puts his head in the noose, a terrified man knocks at his door, informing him that he’s being persued by a lion. Who is this man, and what does the lion have to do with it? Watch this fantastic one act play from Acorn Asylum and find out.

Writer and Director: Johnny Smith
Jerry Jankowski: Ryan Hetrick
Man: Sam Sherburne
Light/Sound/Scene Design: Brandon Beale
Lighting Tech: Brandon Beale and Dave Hunter
Stage Manager: D.C. Fisher

Acorn Asylum, a Philadelphia-based group of actors, writers and technicians, is proud to present all-original sketch comedy and dramatic theater. All of our plays and comedic sketches are totally original; both group created and group performed. Go to www.acornasylum.com to find out more.

Failed actor Jerry Jankowski has decided to hang himself and end his misery, brought on by the scathing reviews of critic Richard Winklewonkledorf. Just as he puts his head in the noose, a terrified man knocks at his door, informing him that he’s being persued by a lion. Who is this man, and what does the lion have to do with it? Watch this fantastic one act play from Acorn Asylum and find out.

Writer and Director: Johnny Smith
Jerry Jankowski: Ryan Hetrick
Man: Sam Sherburne
Light/Sound/Scene Design: Brandon Beale
Lighting Tech: Brandon Beale and Dave Hunter
Stage Manager: D.C. Fisher

Acorn Asylum, a Philadelphia-based group of actors, writers and technicians, is proud to present all-original sketch comedy and dramatic theater. All of our plays and comedic sketches are totally original; both group created and group performed. Go to www.acornasylum.com to find out more.

A Michigan native who has resided in Philadelphia for two years says he was harassed and knocked unconscious by a half-dozen Eagles fans outside Lincoln Financial Field after Philadelphia’s 34-20 win over the Detroit Lions on Sunday.

The 33-year-old Center City business owner, who could not be identified, said six men in Eagles apparel first started by yelling and throwing snowballs and other projectiles at him because he was wearing a Barry Sanders jersey and Lions ball cap.

The man, who lives in Bella Vista with his fiancee, said he was treated for a concussion and minor injuries at the hospital on Monday. He also had to be examined for internal injuries after he began pissing blood on Sunday.

The alleged attack took place around 4:30pm, as the man walked to the SEPTA station at Broad Street and Pattison Avenue. As he walked along Pattison near the Xfinity Live complex, the group of Philly fans started shouting and throwing snowballs. As he crossed the street, the men blocked his path toward the trains.

The smallest man then slapped his head from the side, while another man then pushed him from behind, and the group bum-rushed him. The man threw a punch and brought one of the attackers to the ground. The others continued to beat the man until he lost consciousness.

When he came to, another Eagles fan was standing over him and offering help. The man remembered the Good Samaritan was so disgusted he tossed his Eagles jersey in the trash.

Police are now looking for a group of douchebag white men in their 20s wearing Eagles jerseys. Well, that should narrow down the search…yeah right.

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A Michigan native who has resided in Philadelphia for two years says he was harassed and knocked unconscious by a half-dozen Eagles fans outside Lincoln Financial Field after Philadelphia’s 34-20 win over the Detroit Lions on Sunday.

The 33-year-old Center City business owner, who could not be identified, said six men in Eagles apparel first started by yelling and throwing snowballs and other projectiles at him because he was wearing a Barry Sanders jersey and Lions ball cap.

The man, who lives in Bella Vista with his fiancee, said he was treated for a concussion and minor injuries at the hospital on Monday. He also had to be examined for internal injuries after he began pissing blood on Sunday.

The alleged attack took place around 4:30pm, as the man walked to the SEPTA station at Broad Street and Pattison Avenue. As he walked along Pattison near the Xfinity Live complex, the group of Philly fans started shouting and throwing snowballs. As he crossed the street, the men blocked his path toward the trains.

The smallest man then slapped his head from the side, while another man then pushed him from behind, and the group bum-rushed him. The man threw a punch and brought one of the attackers to the ground. The others continued to beat the man until he lost consciousness.

When he came to, another Eagles fan was standing over him and offering help. The man remembered the Good Samaritan was so disgusted he tossed his Eagles jersey in the trash.

Police are now looking for a group of douchebag white men in their 20s wearing Eagles jerseys. Well, that should narrow down the search…yeah right.

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