Vincent Wade, a drunk New Jersey man crashed his car into a North Philadelphia fast food restaurant on Monday morning. You’ll be shocked to hear what came next.

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HE DID!!!

What may at first glance look like the latest leaked video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in fact footage of Pennsauken, New Jersey’s own Vincent Wade about to take a load off. While the video doesn’t clearly show Wade pleasuring himself, the onlooker who recorded the footage assured Philadelphia Magazine that the 34-year-old was indeed furiously whipping up some Philadelphia cream cheese.

I guess Wade wasn’t quite satisfied with just ramming into a Crown Fried Chicken restaurant. Because after crashing into the chicken joint, he started choking the chicken. Wade’s milkshake literally brought the boys to the yard as police quickly made their way to the scene and hauled him off to jail.

Sadly, no good deed goes unpunished. This is what he gets for helping put Mr. Kleenex’s kids through college.

In any case, here’s the full police report, courtesy of Philadelphia Magazine:

“On January 27, 2014, at approximately 10:30 am, police responded to 500 West Lehigh Avenue for an auto accident. Upon their arrival officers observed a vehicle on the curbside of the southwest corner of 5th & Lehigh Avenue. The male operator was seated in the driver’s seat of a 2007 Silver Camry with no shirt on. The male was asked to step out of the vehicle and when he, did the male was unable to stand on his own. His clothes were torn off and he was unable to respond to police questions. Witnesses to the accident stated that the male was operating his vehicle west on Lehigh Avenue and then veered across the intersection at 5th Street and drove on to the curb hitting a fixed object. After the accident,the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to d

Inmates strutted down the runway at El Buen Pastor Prison’s annual beauty pageant on Friday. Every year inmates swap their uniforms for glitzy costumes, to compete in several rounds. All nine cells, housing up to 250 women, nominate a representative to compete for the title. Inmates have a range of convictions from lesser criminal acts to drug dealing and murder.

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The Once and Future King: The Rise of Crown Government in America by F. H. Buckley [PDF]

This remarkable new book shatters just about every myth surrounding American government, the Constitution, and the Founding Fathers, and offers the clearest warning about the alarming rise of one-man rule in the age of Obama.

Most Americans believe that this country uniquely protects liberty, that it does so because of its Constitution, and that for this our thanks must go to the Founders, at their Convention in Philadelphia in 1787.

F. H. Buckley’s book debunks all these myths. America isn’t the freest country around, according to the think tanks that study these things. And it’s not the Constitution that made it free, since parliamentary regimes are generally freer than presidential ones. Finally, what we think of as the Constitution, with its separation of powers, was not what the Founders had in mind. What they expected was a country in which Congress would dominate the government, and in which the president would play a much smaller role.

Sadly, that’s not the government we have today. What we have instead is what Buckley calls Crown government: the rule of an all-powerful president. The country began in a revolt against one king, and today we see the dawn of a new kind of monarchy. What we have is what Founder George Mason called an “elective monarchy,” which he thought would be worse than the real thing.

Much of this is irreversible. Constitutional amendments to redress the balance of power are extremely unlikely, and most Americans seem to have accepted, and even welcomed, Crown government. The way back lies through Congress, and Buckley suggests feasible reforms that it might adopt, to regain the authority and respect it has squandered.

Pages: 424 pages
Publisher: Encounter Books (April 8, 2014)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1594037191
ISBN-13: 978-1594037191