These natural disasters will swallow up just about anything that comes near these incredible and scary big holes in the earth \r
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13. Not today! This little red car gives hope to all little red cars. Anything is possible if you just believe. And if you find out what brand of tires has this kind of trion. \r
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12. This spicy comp in Downtown Oklahoma City was not quite as lucky. Its a tale as old as time. Water main break leads to sinkhole leads to a poor dude in a little red car having a bad time. If youre not looking where youre going, youre probably going to have a bad time. \r
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11. The elements are unkind to those brave enough in Los Angeles. Apparently the whole place is destined to be underwater eventually but they just keep on truckin (no pun intended). With already brittle ground with what I imagine to be the strength of your great-grandmother at 9pm on a Wednesday, a broken six-inch cast iron pipe fueled this interference with the LAFD when a 22-ton fire truck was driven right into the ground. No firefighters were hurt but this guy isnt leaving without his buddy, “Mr. Truck”. Hes looking to pull this truck to rescue the same as he would a kitten in a tree, or an old man hoarder in a 6th story apartment. \r
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10. This is that same fire truck. Apparently pulling wasnt the answer so now hes trying to empty the sinkhole one tea cup at a time. Hang in there buddy, youll be out of there in no time! \r
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9. Not everyone is lucky. Two passengers didnt make it out in time before their car crashed into this sudden drop in Baltimore in 2004. They were rushed into Shock Trauma via helicopter. \r
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8. Positive side, there probably arent any snakes in this lake because theyve been eaten by this glorious liquid sinkhole. Negative side, when you are also sucked into this nightmare you will be covered in snakes. Or possibly incinerated in the liquid hot magma core of the earth. I dont see an end to this thing, do you?\r
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7. Things are about to get a whole lot worse when the weight of that car causes that water main to burst. Betterfast!\r
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6. Featured on 1000 Ways to Die on Spike TV, a Sorority in California built their very own mud pit as a part of the hazing process to welcome their new sisters. Unfortunately, they made their mud pit right on top of a sinkhole that was just about ready to break open. During the mud wrestling Harriet, the Pledge Monster orchestrating this positive relationship building behavior, took a wrong step in the mud and opened the sinkhole which promptly swallowed and drowned her. \r
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5. Does this look like an anus to anyone else? Just me? You see it right? This must be where it all comes out. Nah thats not scientifically accurate. This sinkhole is just as hungry as all the others. \r
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4. Not a thermal camera. Were looking at a sinkhole in the middle of a mostly shallow section of the crystal clear sea. What lies under the deep dark shroud of mystery? Could be nothing. Could be the opening into the passageway where surviving Megalodon lurk and await the proper moment for tides to rise and escape into our world. My moneys on the latter. \r
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3. Sinkholes dont care how pretty your cars are. Or how expensive your cars are. Or how inside a Corvette Museum your cars are. Ouch. Sinkholes be cold. A sinkhole 40 feet wide and 30 feet deep opened at 5:30am at The National Corvette Museum in Kentucky on February 12th, new. The whole thing was caught by their security cameras. 8 Corvettes were swallowed and destroyed taking with them a value greater than a million dollars in classic machinery. There were more than a few tears at the National Corvette Museum that day. \r
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2. Ah Philadelphia. The one place in the world where we can expect to find this sight. It will probably take between 6 and 35 years for the hole to be filled but at least the city added a fluorescent dye to warn us. The neighbors even chipped in by adding a trash can to the barricade.Trust this Philadelphia native, those cones arent going to cut it. A jalopy is absolutely destined to swim in that radioive cocktail like the olive in the dirty martini Ill be having in an hour. “How dirty”, the bartender always asks. “Christina Aguilera?” they ask jokingly. As if the salinity of my gin martini is a joke. I should start bringing a photo of this Philadelphia sinkhole as a reference for exly how dirty Im talking.\r
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1. Caused by Tropical Storm Agatha, this portal into hell opened in . Water is not the friend of stable ground folks. More than 94,000 citizens were evacuated to save them from mud, heavy rains, and imminent death caused by whatever demons came crawling out of this hole.